My Invitation

Hey, new friend!

Disappointed idealist and sarcastic knight in distress, I am embarking on a quest to first save myself and then the world (because priorities)! I cordially invite you to join me whenever you are bored in the hopes that I can un-bore you, much like Don Quixote… which I have yet to read, but will surely get to… someday… unless you are the professor who assigned this reading to my class many moons ago–then oh yeah, I totally read it.