We all know that in this day and age, being a minority (specifically gay) comes with a plethora of problems at work. But there is a bright side! If you are are the only queen at work (just like me) you will find yourself in various situations both humorous and annoying. Despite the stereotypes, judgmental thoughts, men acting oddly, and Sally from HR asking you which eyeshadow works best, these are just a few scenarios any gay man can relate to! Explore the pros and cons of being gay at the workplace down below.

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4 – A Peaceful Bathroom

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I am 100% speaking on experience when I say that being gay is a blessing when it comes to a bathroom break. Dropping a deuce requires privacy. Aside from my queen bed, the toilet is my throne! This sanctuary stems from the fact that straight men sometimes feel uneasy using the bathroom when a gay guy is around and may even hesitate to enter our den of peace, Poo-Pourri, and serenity. Let it rip, gents!

3 – No Heavy-Lifting Required

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Your job’s qualifications might read “heavy-lifting required,” but not for this gay man. More often than not, gay men are viewed as fragile or weak, but we are cunning enough to use this to our advantage. Let Will lift all the boxes from the latest designed T-shirt shipment–he’s straight and strong! The only bending over you will be doing is the bend-and-snap in front of the new guy! 😉

2 – Decorating Everything

Because gay men are, allegedly, born with a natural sense of design and fashion, practically everyone will ask you to do anything decor-related. What’s that, boss? Decorate the office for Halloween on company time? Don’t forget the purple silly string. Now’s the time to tell Mary you hated her costume from last year, too.

1 – Gossip King

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We all know the saying “I heard it through the grapevine,” well, honey, you are the grapevine! People flood to you like a drop off point for the latest gossip. You couldn’t care less, and girls will still pile to your corner with insight on something. Keep the rumor mill running by simply taking it all in and listening because it’s better to be the wheel than the water running through it.

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5 – The Curious Co-Worker

Let’s face it, you are in (mostly) straight mens’ territory now, and you will have some pretty curious men asking you a buttload (teehee) of questions! Don’t think some will hold back either–I have had to literally describe my prep process and what it tastes like to male co-workers. While I’m open to discussing it, I wasn’t that open when one of them drunkenly mentioned it at the company party. Now everyone will know how much you love the D!

4 – The Left-Field Sex Jokes

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If you thought only women had it bad in the workplace, think again! Gay men are on this weird line of being treated as a woman yet a man all at once, and it can get frustrating. For instance, you can be making coffee and your co-worker might say, “Don’t forget to put creme in it–of course, he loves creme!” Because you’re a dude, the annoyance by sex jokes can go unnoticed by them. You giggle nonchalantly, but in your mind, you’re already prepared to creme in his coffee. Revenge is sweet.

3 – Becoming the Ambassador of Homosexuality

Probably an all-time favorite for extroverted homosexuals such as myself is becoming the icon and speaker of all things gay, but it comes with a heavy price. Anything you do, say, or think is automatically ruled gay among the ignorant heteros. Good luck explaining what a top and bottom are during lunch break. But don’t miss out on this opportunity to break down some stereotypical thinking and express that not all gay men are the same! It is a chance to change minds after all.

2 – Unnecessary Labeling

No, I’m not talking about being a neat freak and organizing everything with a label maker. For some reason, a few men think it is OK to refer to you as their “Gay co-worker / Gay friend.” They might even go as far as calling you the forbidden F word. The worst thing is them calling something “so gay” then justifying it because you are their gay friend (technically now their lame friend). Think people!

1 – Using Your Gaydar

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As if you become a gay-detecting superhero overnight, straight people will often ask you who is and isn’t gay when they get the slightest inkling. Personally, my Gaydar is trash. I can’t even tell who is gay at the sauna even if they keep staring at me. Be prepared to become a homing device as you point out your fellow peers. If you enjoy it, go for it, but if you need a little rewiring in your system, stop. You could be starting a potentially false rumor quickly.


Has there ever been a time that being a minority benefited you at the workplace or has it led to some catastrophic moments (like the company party experience…)? Let us know and prove that the grass is greener on our side if you can~

Also, check out my other guest feature on the Sims!

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Gallantly,

Eddi

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6 Comments

  1. Roacilynn

    March 19, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    I have zero gaydar lol

    1. gallantly gal

      March 19, 2018 at 3:39 pm

      I fear mine is quite… unreliable, as well xD

  2. Nat

    March 19, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    I feel like having a gaydar can set a bad precedent for determining who looks or acts “gay”, so when possible I’d just rather not try to guess someone’s sexual orientation knowing there’s a chance I may be wrong.

    Also, at first when I read this post, I was super confused as I did not know this was a guest blogger post. XD I thought to myself, wait, is gal actually a guy and I was mistaking him for a woman all this time??? Lol…

    1. gallantly gal

      March 19, 2018 at 4:40 pm

      LOL yeah I wasn’t sure that was clear but I was like meh whatever, people will figure it out. I could have made it clearer so I might do that next time around. That’s true with the gaydar comment. I do think it’s hard to tell which is why I’ve always had this irrational fear that I will somehow marry a gay man and be his beard without ever knowing and then he’ll tell me on our 50th anniversary and I’ll be like omg our whole life was a lie. I don’t think this really happens anymore… especially outside of the sitcom world but hey, irrational fears be irrational!

      1. Nat

        March 19, 2018 at 8:35 pm

        Oh man, I used to watch Oprah or those documentary series type of stuff on television where a woman did marry a gay man and only found out about it late in the marriage. That kind of situation, regardless of why people choose it, is painful for both peope involved. 🙁

        And now that you mention that you weren’t clear about it being a guest post, I realized the post title says “GUEST FEATURE”, which, like a dummy, I completely glossed over and didn’t read, so no wonder I didn’t know! XD

        1. gallantly gal

          March 19, 2018 at 10:25 pm

          Yeah it kind of hurts to think it wasn’t real the whole time and that you were tricked for so long… And sucks that he would feel it was necessary. It definitely is a lose-lose situation.

          And noooo I added that after you mentioned it!!! Haha you’re no dummy

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